Broccoli Is Trying to Kill Me

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It’s one girl against an army of vegetables in this hilariously hyperbolic picture book about our leafy green (and red, orange, purple, and yellow) frenemies.

Grownups say they’re harmless, but kids k

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  • Author: Evans, Katie
  • Binding: Hardcover
  • Page Count: 40
  • Publish Date: March 03 2026
  • ISBN10: 0823459616
  • Language: English
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It’s one girl against an army of vegetables in this hilariously hyperbolic picture book about our leafy green (and red, orange, purple, and yellow) frenemies.

Grownups say they’re harmless, but kids know the truth: vegetables are dangerous!

Deep in the dark of the refrigerator, they make their devious plans. Spinach will try to smother you. The radishes are ready to rumble. The kale is clutching cutlery.

And of all the evil veggies, broccoli is the worst. If you let it out of the vegetable drawer, it will attack before you can say “I want mac and cheese instead!” Your dad won’t listen, anyway, and hiding under the table won’t work, either. There’s only one thing left to do…

Take a bite out of this giggle-worthy picture book with whimsical illustrations, perfect for picky eaters and veggie fans alike. Pairs nicely with The Bad Seed and Creepy Carrots.

Author: Katie Evans
Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Holiday House
Published: 03/03/2026
Pages: 40
Weight: 1.25lbs
ISBN: 9780823459612
Language: English

Author

Evans, Katie

Binding

ISBN10

0823459616

ISBN13

9780823459612

Page Count

40

Published Date

March 03 2026

Language

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